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The wife from hell
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Published: 1st August 2007 23:46 |
A police officer - pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80
miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on
cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not
looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear,
you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer
writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,
"Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles
demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went
Off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the
illegal radar Detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says
through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth
shut?"
The officer frowns and
says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir.
That's an automatic £75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see
officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that
I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says, "Now,
dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You
never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And as the police
officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife
and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?"
The officer looks
over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this
way, Ma'am?"
I love this part.... "Only when he's been drinking."
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