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Why Are Men Happier

Why Are Men Happier

Why Are Men Happier

1.  Your last name stays put.
2. The garage is all yours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. You can never be pregnant.
6. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
7. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
8. Same work, more pay.
9. Wedding dress £2000. Tux rental-£100.
10. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
11. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
12. One mood all the time.
13. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
14. You know stuff about tanks.
15. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
16. You can open all your own jars.
17. Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack.
18. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public.
19. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
20. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
21. You only have to shave your face and neck.
22. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
23. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
24. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
25. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!