Go on have a laugh!
| Published: 30th July 2006 17:08 |
Here`s a few to be going on with -
Tagliateddy
Koka-Koala !
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
'Let us prey.'
Baked beings !
What happened when the lion ate the comedian ?
He felt funny !
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ?
'Claws.'
Which big cat should you never play cards with ?
A cheetah !
What do you call a very rude bird ?
A mockingbird !
Where do birds meet for coffee ?
In a nest-cafe !
What is a parrot's favorite game ?
Hide and Speak !
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?
Jail-birds !
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?
A headbanger !
What is the cat's favourite TV show ?
The evening mews !
Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!
What do you call an elephant at the North Pole ?
Lost !
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