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Why?

Published: 28th May 2007 18:04
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know
the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there is not enough money in the account already?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are
four billion stars in the sky, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use
the bubbles are always white?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

Why do you never hear father-in-law jokes?

 

 

 

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