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Halloween Joke Competition WINNER

Published: 11th December 2008 13:23

Conner Cross Competition winner with his goody bag prize

Halloween Joke Competition

Email us your joke to jeffen9@aboutmyarea.co.uk for the chance to win a Halloween Goodie Bag - do you know a funnier one than these?
Q: Why don't skeletons like parties?
A: Because they have no body to go with!
Q: Why can't skeletons play music in church?
A: Because they have no organs!
Q: What do you call someone who puts poison in a your cornflakes?
A: A cereal killer!
Q: What goes Ha Ha Ha...THUD?
A: A zombie laughing his head off!
Competition ends 28th November 2008

The WINNER is: CONNOR CROSS - Who is the scariest player on the pitch? The GHOUL-Keeper!

Well done Connor - hope you enjoy your Halloween goody bag prize.
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