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Our collection of the corniest jokes...

Published: 29th December 2014 13:23

How do you know that the Teddy Bears' Picnic is over?

They're all stuffed!

 What do you get if you cross a dog with a Dalek?

Very nervous postmen!

 Which insect is the healthiest?

A vitamin Bee!

Why did the Jelly Baby want to go to school?

So he could become a Smartie!

 

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debbie T
At 17:24 on 25th April 2008, debbie T commented:
Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed!

Tee hee
Sam Stevenson
At 12:17 on 8th May 2008, Sam Stevenson responded:
What do you call a spider with no legs?

A sultana!

(yuk!)

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